The Two-Page Policy That Settled Most Arguments
What our crypto payments policy says, why the auditor asked for one, and the sections we nearly left out.
Sep 8, 2026 · 2 minOne beginner, every mistake, written down. Every entry here is something that actually happened, written down soon after, including the parts that were embarrassing.
September 2026
A Year of Crypto in the Accounts, Reviewed
What our accountant said at the second year end, and the three things that made it straightforward.
Sep 3, 2026 · 2 minHow We Chose Where the Company Trades
Six questions in one email eliminated three of five venues before we compared a single fee.
Sep 1, 2026 · 2 minAugust 2026
The Conversation With Our Bank That Made Everything Easier
Fifteen minutes with the relationship manager, before the first settlement, and we have had no questions since.
Aug 28, 2026 · 2 minThe Client Who Insisted on Paying in Crypto
It was not about cost for them. Understanding why changed how I handle these conversations.
Aug 25, 2026 · 2 minWhat Crypto Payments Changed for a Consulting Business
A year of numbers: which invoices used it, what it saved, and where it made no difference at all.
Aug 23, 2026 · 2 minRechecking Our Providers a Year Later
Two had changed ownership. One had varied its permissions. Nobody had written to tell us.
Aug 21, 2026 · 2 minThe Quarterly Review That Takes Twenty Minutes
Who has access, which addresses are registered, and what the log shows. It has caught something every time.
Aug 17, 2026 · 2 minPaying a Supplier Abroad for the First Time
The transfer would have cost fifty euros and taken four days. What I did instead and what I had to check first.
Aug 13, 2026 · 2 minWhich Businesses I Know Actually Use Crypto Payments
A survey of people I know, and the pattern that explains who adopted and who did not.
Aug 11, 2026 · 2 minWho Sends First: The Question We Settle Before the Price
A counterparty who accepted our settlement terms at a small size and objected at a large one told us what we needed to know.
Aug 8, 2026 · 2 minWhy We Keep Two Desk Relationships
Not for pricing, though that improved. For the week our usual desk stopped quoting.
Aug 6, 2026 · 2 minDeciding What to Do With the Balance Nobody Decided to Hold
We had several thousand in stablecoin for two months because nobody had chosen not to. Here is the policy we wrote.
Aug 2, 2026 · 2 minJuly 2026
The Invoice Template That Stopped the Problems
Seven lines, each one added after something specific went wrong.
Jul 29, 2026 · 2 minIntegrating Crypto Payments: The Part I Skipped
The happy path took an afternoon. The thing I did not build caused every support ticket for a month.
Jul 26, 2026 · 2 minThe Settlement That Arrived Two Days Late
One missed payout, an explanation that sounded reasonable, and the rule I made afterwards.
Jul 23, 2026 · 2 minI Worked Out What Our Payments Actually Cost
Not the card rate. Everything, including the transactions we could not accept at all. The number was larger than I expected.
Jul 21, 2026 · 2 minWhy We Stopped Keeping Everything in One Place
Not because anything went wrong. Because working out what would happen if it did was uncomfortable.
Jul 19, 2026 · 2 minThe Custody Questions That Got Uncomfortable Answers
Nine questions to three providers. The ones they would not answer told me more than the ones they would.
Jul 16, 2026 · 2 minThe Crypto Card I Stopped Using, and What Replaced It
It worked fine. The tax record it generated was the problem, and one configuration change fixed it.
Jul 13, 2026 · 2 minI Read the Terms of Service. Two Clauses Changed My Mind.
Fifteen minutes on a document nobody opens, and it told me more than a week of comparing features.
Jul 8, 2026 · 2 minI Checked the Licences of Every Platform I Use
Five minutes each. Two did not check out, and one of them was holding a balance for me.
Jul 6, 2026 · 2 minAsking Three Desks for the Same Price at the Same Time
My first attempt at comparing quotes was useless because I did it sequentially. Here is what changed.
Jul 2, 2026 · 2 minJune 2026
The Trade That Moved the Price Against Me
I placed a market order that was larger than the book could absorb, and watched it fill at progressively worse prices.
Jun 30, 2026 · 2 minI Measured Which Customers Actually Pay in Crypto
A quarter of offering it, without a discount, and the split was not what I expected in either direction.
Jun 28, 2026 · 2 minThe Bitcoin Payment That Took Forty Minutes
The customer had paid. Our system said unpaid. Nothing was wrong and it still cost us a support conversation.
Jun 25, 2026 · 2 minThe Network That Cost Twelve Times More
Same stablecoin, same amount, same client. The network choice changed the fee from under a dollar to over ten.
Jun 22, 2026 · 2 minWhy We Convert Stablecoin Immediately
Holding it felt harmless. Three reasons changed my mind, and one of them was the accounting.
Jun 17, 2026 · 2 minHow We Chose a Crypto Payment Provider
The question that eliminated three of five before we looked at a single fee.
Jun 16, 2026 · 2 minThe Refund Request I Declined, and Why
A customer overpaid and asked for the difference sent somewhere else. Everything about it was polite and I said no anyway.
Jun 11, 2026 · 2 minThe First Client Who Wanted to Pay in Crypto
What I had to decide before saying yes, and the two things I got wrong in the first month.
Jun 9, 2026 · 2 minDo We Actually Need a Custodian? What We Worked Out.
Three questions decided it for us, and none of them were about technology.
Jun 7, 2026 · 2 minWhen We Outgrew the Shared Login
One account for the whole team seemed practical until someone left and we could not tell what they had done.
Jun 4, 2026 · 2 minMonth End Took a Day. Now It Takes an Hour.
What changed: separate wallets by purpose, a mandatory reference field, and a platform whose export actually reconciles.
Jun 1, 2026 · 2 minMay 2026
Setting Up the Company Wallet, and the Control We Nearly Skipped
Approval rules felt excessive for a team of four. The one we almost disabled is the one that would have mattered.
May 27, 2026 · 2 minI Compared Swap Quotes Properly for the First Time
Two minutes of arithmetic showed I had been paying about four times more than necessary on routine conversions.
May 24, 2026 · 2 minI Sent It on the Wrong Network
The most common expensive mistake in crypto, made by someone who knew about it, and what actually happened next.
May 22, 2026 · 2 minExplaining Crypto Payments to My Accountant
The questions she asked, the records that satisfied them, and the export I now insist on before using a platform.
May 20, 2026 · 2 minInvoicing a Client in Crypto for the First Time
What I put on the invoice, what I got wrong, and the six lines that stopped it happening again.
May 15, 2026 · 2 minThe Bank Called About My Crypto Transfer
What they asked, what answered it, and what a colleague did wrong that cost him the account.
May 14, 2026 · 2 minGetting Money Out Took Longer Than Getting It In
The sale was instant. The bank transfer was not, and the first one triggered checks nobody had mentioned.
May 11, 2026 · 2 minWhat the Corporate Account Application Actually Asked For
The full document list, the questions that were harder than expected, and what I would prepare in advance next time.
May 6, 2026 · 2 minNine Days Waiting for a Verification I Could Have Done Earlier
A payment stalled because I hit a limit I did not know existed, during a week when it mattered.
May 5, 2026 · 2 minApril 2026
The Card Fee My Bank Charged That the Platform Never Mentioned
I compared providers on their fees and paid a larger one somewhere nobody told me about.
Apr 30, 2026 · 2 minBuying Crypto for the Company: Everything That Went Wrong First
The transfer bounced, the invoice was useless and the limit was lower than I needed. What I would do differently.
Apr 29, 2026 · 2 min